Thursday, August 31, 2006
1)
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
2)
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
3)
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".
4)
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
5)
The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)". A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn't want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to "timber(1+x)".